GYAT😍
ガチギレあんこ
Anonymous asked:
What happens if someone tries to pull your curl?
ask-hws-canada answered:
Fun fact: if you try pulling out a canadian curl, it won’t actually do anything but the Canadian will look back at you and say something like « ayo? »
Please take some more, please, I insist
Oh yeah it’s giving eerie, babe. Like the lighthouse movie with Willem Dafoe
I'm sorry I haven't been posting, I'll try to do better! Just having hard time with this creative block. Have a quick Denny doodle ✨
aphladydane asked:
"they screw in the broom closet on the 3rd floor by the mess hall" YOU'RE IN MY BRAIN it's always near a cafeteria lmao
Great minds think alike! But also considering how the Olympic village throws condoms all around because they know all the athletes are screwing, I think we can expect the same from the nations at their big UN meetings. Broom closets and private bathrooms get put to use 😂
I have had it with this likescolding. “Tumblr doesn’t have an algorithm so likes don’t actually do anything” motherfucker I am not clicking that heart to give some post better ~algorithmic visibility~ I am clicking that heart to help my internet friend microdose on serotonin as god fucking intended
Hetalia ships r so random I'm literally like "when would these people even meet" for some of them
They're immortal, who says they haven't run into each other on vacation in the Andes Mountains
The whole point of world meetings isn't for them to get things done but for us to have an excuse for every character to canonically meet each other.
Both Alfred and Matthew are very talented with their mouths.
Alfred's oral fixation makes him a prodigy at giving head. Boy's got a big mouth and no gag reflex to speak of.
Meanwhile, Matthew's blow jobs are nothing to sneeze at but when he's going down on a pussy, shit's about to be WRECKED.
I feel like Mathias, Gilbert and Alfred are the kind of people to make miscalleneous sound effects to everything they do? Like bending down to reach something is accompanied by a 'Fwoop-e' and sitting down they grunt out an 'Aghh'?
They definitely go 'ahh' after a good drink of something too, like they're all just the type of person to narrate their lives with sound effects
hima about latin america/central asia/africa/caribbean
hima about ships, roman emperors, and micronations no one even knows about
Anonymous asked:
Do you have any headcanons about Denmark?
historia-vitae-magistras answered:
- Perky when it’s warm out.
- Will bike through a blizzard.
- Happy drunk,
- Very relaxed and friendly by European standards,
- Occasionally play spars with Matt after Jan, Matt, and Magnus have had the blondest threesome just to re-traumatize and fuck up Arthur’s entire day.
- Sometimes they use plastic axes just to really season the old man’s PTSD.
- He rows for fun.
- He and Berwald shatter beer bottles over each other’s heads for old times’ sake.
- He tries to go vegetarian/vegan pretty often but always gets shit-faced and gets a kebab.
- He’s a cheerful, cozy type who it’s really hard to believe looking at him now that he was once just primo Viking.
- He will casually slap Arthur and Alasdair on the shoulder in a pitying way, like “Sorry I nicked all the pretty ones,” and fuck off cackling like that’s not a horrific thing to say.
- He was a warrior poet, and he still has some of the old sagas stuck in his head and always wants to tell them when he’s in the winter hygge mood.
- Has a lot of very specific beef with Saxo Grammaticus.
- Occasionally makes a remark to François about him sounding particularly Norman today just to put the fear of God in him.
- Will occasionally pay for dinner, saying something like, “You got the last time.” But the last time was 50 pounds of precious metals to pay the Dane-geld.
